vvierd:

vvierd:

do you ever look in a mirror and think why.…

am i so perfect

biteyourlipandfakeitlx:

thecolorplaid:

I would:

• Masturbate.
• Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs.
• Walk around the house naked.
• Pee behind a building.
• Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts.
• Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLA?”
• Stare at my penis. 
• Get a blowjob.

you seem to think that getting a blowjob is easy

it is not

maybe for you it isn’t.

(Source: emikattt)

flyingdinosaur:

the most depressing part of the day is watching as the sky gradually gets darker and knowing that you have done absolutely nothing productive

(Source: frowninglessons)

the only reason i stay inside all day is to avoid the paparazzi 

(Source: foxnewsofficial)

why are clothes so expensive like i want a jacket not another limb

(Source: josephasfoury)

at least i run faster than internet explorer

(Source: oddteens)

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*