do you ever look in a mirror and think why.…
am i so perfect
- Hug a girl to see if it’s true that they can feel their boobs.
- Walk around the house naked.
- Pee behind a building.
- Ask someone to kick me in the balls to see how painful some boys say it hurts.
- Yell at girls at the mall saying, “CAN I HOLLA FOR A DOLLA?”
- Stare at my penis.
- Get a blowjob.
you seem to think that getting a blowjob is easy
it is not
maybe for you it isn’t.
the most depressing part of the day is watching as the sky gradually gets darker and knowing that you have done absolutely nothing productive
the only reason i stay inside all day is to avoid the paparazzi
why are clothes so expensive like i want a jacket not another limb
at least i run faster than internet explorer
*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*